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• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• Yeah, I know, where were you going to get that kind of money, right?


• NICHOLAS FREDLAND
• I guess I would’ve had to get a job.


• Nicholas and Penelope share a hearty laugh.


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• (with mock seriousness)
• But then you wouldn’t need me.


• NICHOLAS FREDLAND
• Right, I could find a girl who would really appreciate my abuse.


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• A girl who would crave your abuse.


• Nicholas stares ahead wistfully.


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• Yes, Sir, we really dodged a bullet there. Ho ho ho.


• Nicholas pulls the car to the curb.


• He jumps out and sprints off across a vacant lot. The car continues to move down the street very slowly.


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• (as she slides behind the wheel)
• What now!


• Penelope watches Nicholas as he goes and lays face down in a ditch.


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• I’m just leaving you here!


• Penelope drives off.


• LINCOLN’S HEAD
• Madam, I pray thee, what just happened?


• Penelope looks at Lincoln’s Head in the rearview mirror and rolls her eyes.