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• Nicholas opens his door and walks around to the driver’s side. Penelope slides over into the passenger seat.


• Two doors slam shut.


• NICHOLAS FREDLAND
• I’m driving. Are you happy now?


• Nicholas keys the ignition. The engine GRINDS. He tries again. More of the same. The battery is good and dead.


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• I’m ecstatic.


• NICHOLAS FREDLAND
• (smacking the steering wheel)
• Hell and damnation!


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• I’m in a fit of ecstasy.


• Nicholas is really letting the steering wheel have it.


• NICHOLAS FREDLAND
• Frodo Baggins!


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• I think I just had an orgasm.


• NICHOLAS FREDLAND
• What?


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• Should we get someone to give us a jump?


• NICHOLAS FREDLAND
• God damn it!


• Nicholas lets out the last of his anger on the dashboard. He takes a deep breath.


• PENELOPE PENELOPE
• What are we going to do?


• NICHOLAS FREDLAND
• Lets just fucking leave it here.


• EXT. PARKING LOT – NIGHT


• Hand in hand, Nicholas and Penelope walk off into the night.