- Nicholas sits in the bathtub. Penelope sits in front of him leaning back against his chest. There’s bubbles and stuff in the water. Nicholas holds Abraham Lincoln’s Head in front of Penelope so she can shampoo his hair.
- Nicholas starts kissing Penelope’s neck.
- PENELOPE PENELOPE
- C’mon, let me finish him.
- Nicholas keeps working on her neck.
- PENELOPE PENELOPE
- Stop it.
- NICHOLAS FREDLAND
- (between kisses)
- Stop what?
- Penelope stops shampooing Abe’s head and drops her hands under the water. Use your imagination.
- NICHOLAS FREDLAND
- Wait a second.
- Nicholas shifts his body, reaches out of the tub, and puts Abraham Lincoln’s still shampoo covered head on the floor. Nicholas and Penelope really start to go at it.
- LINCOLN’S HEAD
- I say! Would someone kindly rinse this shampoo from my head? Hello? Is there anyone there? My eyes! It burns! It burns!
- Nicholas and Penelope pay no mind.
- Nicholas and Penelope sit at a small table. They’re eating fancy cookies for breakfast. Abraham Lincoln’s Head is on the table. He isn’t happy.
- LINCOLN’S HEAD
- I’ve been thinking about it and I think it’s past time I got my own place.
- PENELOPE PENELOPE
- What?
- NICHOLAS FREDLAND
- We’re the Three Musketeers!
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